Matt 💍 Skwerl

Details & Frequently Asked Question

• 🤵 Dress Code: As formal as you're feeling—anything from basic black to circus stripes!
• 🗺️ Driving: ~1.5 hours from Portland, 3.5 hours from Eugene, about half an hour from Hood River.
• 🚗 Parking: Carpooling encouraged, but plenty of space available on site. If there is enough interest we will run a shuttle van from Portland, to Hood River, to Lyle Washington, to the event venue, and back at the end of the night.
• 🏕️ Camping: If you're interested in tent or trailer camping overnight, please let us know!
• 🌮 Food: Taco bar with pork carnitas, grilled chicken thighs, and grilled carne asada. Gluten-free options available. No nuts, no rice.
• 🍸 Drinks: His & his signature cocktails, other assorted alcoholic beverages, plus NA options: soda, water, and soda water.
• 🚽 Bathrooms: Portapotties will be available on-site. An additional bathroom may be available for those with accessibility needs, though it will require going up a step or two.
• 📸 Photos: You will be granted access to a website to upload any photos you take—so go wild!!
• 🎁 Gifts: Your presence is the best gift! If you feel inclined to contribute, a group gift fund will be available, or if you really must, we do have small registry list.
• 🔞 Adults Only: This is a party for adult humans only; no children or pets, please.
• 📲 RSVP: Please RSVP on the main page if you haven't already.